So just relax, this is all in FUN.....

Women's Dictionary (thanks opal)!

AIRHEAD: What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

ARGUMENT: A discussion that occurs when you're right, but HE just hasn't realized it yet.

BAR-BE-QUE: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but HE "made the dinner."

BLONDE JOKES: Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

CHILDBIRTH: You get to go through 36 hours of contractions, he gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus...breathe...push...Good Girl!"

CLOTHES DRYER: An appliance designed to eat socks.

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

EXERCISE: To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

HAIR DRESSER: Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician"

HARDWARE STORE: Similar to a black hole in space....if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

PARK: Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere romantic".......After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

PATIENCE: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.

VALENTINE'S DAY: A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

WATERPROOF MASCARA: Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

ZILLION: The number of times you ask someone 'male' to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.

What is it about that REMOTE CONTROL? Is this a strike against 'commercials' or what? I wonder if we could 'download' a few hours worth and play them to him in his sleep?!? ***** If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking......and there is no woman around to hear him........is he still wrong? ****** Sure God made man first......you always need a 'rough draft' before you make the final MASTERPIECE! ****** Too bad "ignorance" isn't painful! ****** If you can't BEAT 'em.....BITE 'em!

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